New leaf, consider yourself turned over.

Old leaf, stay the hell where you are, for you are rotting and I am tired of you.

I am tired of doing things because it's what is politically correct or  something that will impress a guy that cares nothing for or about me or because its cool.

So, in honor of this newly turned over leaf that will rot just as the old one did, I have compiled two lists. Weather you agree with the things on them or not, I frankly could give three farts in space about.

Cuz I have the microphone

And you don't...

Things that I don't like:

When I tell people that them cracking their knuckles bothers me, and they do it more because they think they're funny.

Sequels to movies that weren't that good in the first place, but I still feel obligated to go see

People who are rude and antisocial just so they can bitch about being labeled "anti-conformist". News flash, your just annoying everybody else

Bad "Classic" literature people read just to sound intellectual

Feminazis, you are annoying as well

The rotting strawberry corpses that they put in perfectly good strawberry ice cream

When people tell me the music I'm listening to sucks

People who think they're deep because they listen to Daniel Powter. Yeah, just go ahead and go die.

Girls that flirt with other people's boyfriends

When people tell me I can't do something because I'm too tall. Just because YOU'RE uncomfortable with YOUR size, don't take it out on me.What the hell do you want? A piggyback ride?

The feeling of wet hair on my back

Hillary Duff

Standardized tests, something else that's trying to make me fit into something I don't belong in

People who can't take responsibility for what they've done

People who don't show any passion for anything because it's not what's cool

When I let assholes get under my skin 

Things that I like:

Musicals

Boy Band music

Stories with happy endings

Hugs

Zac Efron

Star Wars

High Heels

Boys who sing love songs

A brand new T-shirt

Rain

Chick Lit

Laughing

The smell of a laundry mat

Young Adult fiction

Comedy Detective Shows

Cartoons

Roller Skating

Shakespeare's Pizza 

Pop music

Now I am done listing, I will invite other people do do the same, and maybe we will learn something new about each other.

-Rissa

I took off the kill your Mama thing...I got this off myspace, but myspace is stupid, so I'll repost it here...

okay...this is called the PENIS game.. this is how you play...think of a title of a movie...only change 1 word to penis...ONLY REPOST....if you don't repost this...

ASHLEY RUSHTON- THE LONGEST PENIS (THE LONGEST YARD)
Bridgett Dalton--- Without A Penis (Without a Paddle)
Allen Dilleshaw- ---How The Penis Stole Christmas
Lacie Ham. :]----John Tucker must PENIS! [john tucker must die.]
Katy Fifer--- Stomp the Penis...lol {stomp the yard}
lauren hernandez---Penis writers
Ashley Jones-----Penis Rising lol [Hannible Rising]
Angela aka Precious-----You Got Penis [You got served]
Ryan aka FaMouS RyE RyE----The Penis Massacre [The chainsaw massacre]
Amanda----The Penis Has Eyes lmao [The Hills Have Eyes]
chance----penisline [drumline]
Stephanie--The Little Penis(the little mermaid)
emily-the fourty year old penis(the fourty year old virgen)
Ashley A.K.A Infant- The Penis King :] :] (The Lion King lol)
DAMIEN -a.k.a- D.WORD- ten things i hate about PENIS
JAMIEEE----> When a penis calls!!! (when a stranger calls)
Samiii ------> Penis crashers!! (wedding crashers)
Bilbo------->The Penis King
Doug------>Meet the Penis(meet the fockers)
bree------>a penis to remember (a walk to remember)
kari♥------>Penis of the carribean: Dead Mans Chest (Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Mans Chest)
billy------> old penis (old school)
kimi----->release the penis (release the bats)
michelle----->maid in penis (maid in manhattan)
Skittles-----> The Tell-Tale Penis (The Tale-Tale Heart)
Chrissy---Scary penis 3 (scary movie 3) lol
Evie------The Penis Suicides(the virgin suicides)
ozzy- fantastic penis (fantastic 4)
Jordan---> Final Penis 3[Final Destantion 3]
Ashlyn--->The Penis [[the notebook]]
Kayla----> Kiss the penis [kiss the girls]
elvira---> penisman 3 [spiderman 3]
ayyoub--->penis woman{cat woman}
Emmanuel-----> the penis king (the lion king)
Markk---->a penis to remember[a walk to remember]
Shelbi :]-------->Mean Penises.[mean girls]
Alyssa--->honey i shrunk the penis(honey i shrunk the kids)
paulina---------> house of penis's (house of wax)!!!
paulina---->the little penis(the little mirmaid)
CINDY GOMEZ!!!------>MY PENIS[My Girl[♥]]
Chris--------Raise Your Penis (raise your voice),
A Penis Story (a cinderella story)
and The Perfect Penis (the perfect man)
Eric C. ------->the longest penis (the longest yard)
Yvonne.T.--------->the pirates of the penis(the pirates of the carribean
[CWG]------->penis rider[ghost rider]
Ashley-------> You Me and Penis
Cristy-------> Penis & the tramp ( Lady & the tramp)
zade-------> Coming to Penis (Coming to America)

Rissa------>Attack of the Killer Penis (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes)